"Haiku" is an ancient form of Japanese Zen poetry, known for expressing a timeless thought in just three short lines consisting of five, seven, and five syllables.
I love my master,
thus I perfume myself with
this long-dead squirrel.
I lie belly-up
in the sun, happier than
you will ever be...
Many dog behinds
I sniffed today. I rejoice
by kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy come to kill us!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
whiz on each bush. Other dogs
will sniff this and weep.
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
my hairs on the rug.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic that
I make a puddle!
I hate my choke chain.
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Sleeping here, chin on
your foot. No greater bliss - well,
maybe catching rats...
Cat is not all bad.
She fills the litter box with
little chocolste Rolls!
Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
there. Because it's there.
I am your best friend,
now, always, and especially
When you are eating...
As my owners kiss,
I lie here next to their feet
and fart a big one...
You cannot deny.
No human could ever love
you as much as I.
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